History: Now, this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I turned immortal and bereft of hair. I was born in 1991 to my two dad's Rob and Fabian.(How progressive and Canadian!!!) I never met my mother so perhaps there are some oedipal and abandonment issues. I had a relatively normal childhood and dreamed of one day becoming the quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys, little did I know you have to actually have athletic talent as opposed to just talking a great game.
I took my share of ass kickings which may have caused my grades to be less than exemplary, well that and me just not giving a shit. By the time I was sixteen I had dropped out of school and joined a gang. I was a proud member of the Winnipeg Jets. Having fallen in with the wrong crowd I fled to America after shooting a former classmate named Jimmy Brooks.
Friendless and jobless I hitchhiked my way to Texas to try and achieve my goal of quarterbacking the Dallas Cowboys. When I got to Texas Stadium and told them I was Wade Wilson, they let me in no questions asked, when I got to the locker room I found a locker with a jersey with my name on it, a picture of my wife and kids(who knew?) and keys to 2007 Cadillac Escalade. I took the keys and jersey and kissed my wife goodbye, committed my first grand theft auto and drove to the nearest military base and joined up.
If you're still following boys and girls this may seem like a huge mistake for a punk kid like yours truly. Turns out that when you talk as much as I do, you get in shape really fast. It was also an opportunity to find out that I'm really good at putting bullet holes in things with little to no thought in the matter. After several trips overseas which left several foreign higher ups bullet ridden and sleepy, my section was ambushed, captured, and tortured, things looked grim for your friendly neighborhood Spider-Pool, but after months of abuse (carnal self-inflicted and the nasty kind) I was part of a prisoner exchange and was then extradited to Canada. I was finally back home and invited into the Weapon X program.
Powers: Regenerative Healing, Enhanced speed, strength, and stamina(giggety) Superhuman agility, reflexes, and durability. Master martial artist and master assassin In Game: Plots: